Mount&Blade
a game, created by taleworlds, that revolves around the world of calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. the game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a v-ssal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.
the game consists of a world map similar to the total war series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.
“i defeated an army of 900 nords yesterday with only 100 swadian knights!”
“what game is this?”
“mount&blade dude!”
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