mouse bong
a contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
dude; what are you blowing pot smoke into, man?
man; mouse bong.
dude; wtf?
man; watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
dude; f-ck!
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