Mouse Challenged
a phrase denoting a computer user’s inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.
that dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn’t even know how to right-click.
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political and social action through activities such as signing internet pet-tions, clicking on “click to give” sites such as the hunger site, posting the color of your bra on facebook as a way to raise awareness of breast cancer. arguably either pointless and self-indulgent or tech-savvy, next gen activism. two typical examples of mouse-click activism: […]
- mouseburger
a plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female. she is such a mouseburger, i never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.
- Mouseclaw
what happens to your hand after several hours of using a computer mouse while the air conditioning is set too high. steve: “oh man, they have the ac cranked up today in the office. my hand is frozen onto my mouse.” bob: “yeah, that looks like a mean case of mouseclaw, steve”
- danish pastry
a danish pastry entails putting one’s nose right in your creviss (-ss crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up. jordan: duuuuude, i totally gave nikki a danish pastry last night! alex: sweeeet. did you get her right […]
- mearns girl
english definition: a colloquial scottish term reffering to the unusually high promiscuity of the female population of the newton mearns area. scottish definition: durty slags fae the mearns who put oot fur 10p and half a mars bar example 1: mearns girls are such sl-ts that they’re f-nnys have their own postcode example 2: rambo: […]