Mouse Cock
someone who has a very tiny c-ck, also someone who doesn’t like the term donkey d-ck
well he didn’t like donkey d-ck so now i call him mouse c-ck
2 more definitions
some one who has a very tiny p-n-s. often given the name luke.
person 1: wow that guys p-n-s is small!
person 2: was it a mouse c-ck?
person 1: yeah, he was luke.
a tiny or very small p-n-s.
josh has a case of mouse c-ck that small d-cked b-st-rd
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