mouse fuck
through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else’s shoulders.
dude, i just got a call from someone who was talking to mr. x, and he didn’t fix the problem. now they’re bugging me about it. he mousef-cked me on this one.
when you’re looking at p-rn and your parent’s walk in on you and your wireless mouse gives out.
dude 1: sh-t.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i was on the computer looking at p-rn, and i thought i could get away with it but then i got mousef-cked.
to screw one over or take advantage of someone in a subtle (and usually very quick) manner.
“i was changing lanes and that little punk mousef-cked me (cut me off)”
the act of letting a mouse crawl up your -ss, stimulating it. mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.
gay man: oh man! last night, i got this killer mouse f-ck. it really stimulated my r-ct-m and prostate!
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