mouse off
to m-st-rb-t- at your computer
my chica caught me mousing off last night.
or mau5 off: the act of masturbating to, near, or while listening to the electro music sensation deadmau5. also known as mau5turbating or beating the mau5.
joel: yeah dude, i just finished my new dub5tep song, did you hear it?
tommy lee: yeah dude, it made me mouse off. sh-t was so cash
joel: awh man, suck it, noob.
tommy lee: whats a noob?
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