mouseturd


a b-st-rdization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. goes well with katsh-t.
joe: all this burger needs is a little mouset-rd … mebbe some katsh-t too.
celia: can’t you say anything without f-cking swearing for once?!
joe: tse, i’m just kidding, for f-ck’s sake!
the gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.
argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

try cleaning off the mouse t-rds.

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