moustache
(n.) facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.
(n.) whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males h-m-s-xuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
hitler had a moustache
was eva braun a moustache? probably not. the only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (ernst rohm), see night of long knives
the growing and manicuring of hair on one’s upper lip, usually by an adult male. also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.
are you growing a moustache for movember?
f-ckin rights i am!
hair above the upper lip. and some thing all cool buffalos have.
woah! look at the killer moustache
the equivalent of a beard, except for as-xuals
“it’s so obvious that he’s as-xual, that she’s clearly just his moustache”
noun
pr-nounced: mous-tache
a female mustache
look at the moustache on jessica.
facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it
hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off
how a tool spell the word mustache
guy 1: my lord reginold, i believe i want to grow a moustache.
guy 2: hey toolshed, there’s no o in mustache.
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