Moustache Friday
because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth friday in march has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth. drinking and fingering h-rny girls with moustache l-st is guaranteed for all who have the b-lls to sport a moustache for this occasion.
i can’t believe how many chicks i fingered on moustache friday!
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