mouth full of vaseline


when one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. it is permissible to yell “vaseline” and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.
man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. what the h-ll was he talking about?

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