Mouth to ass ratio
the acc-mulation of sh-t in one’s digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. acc-mulation for not giving the -ss enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
hey! how was your vacation in italy? “great, we had a blast, except my “mouth to -ss ratio” was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day”
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