mouth-to-mouth inebriation
the act, or resulting state of mind resulting from the act of a person of legal drinking age providing a person not of legal drinking age with alcohol via taking a big swig of booze and kissing the younger party. this generally occurs in bars, clubs and shows; and is usually between a couple where one person is 21 or older and their significant other is between 18 and 20. or it happens with a dude who likes to hit on young girls at clubs and with young floozies.
(20 year old woman)– “no, we’ll get caught and i’ll get thrown out for drinking underage”
(21 year old man)– “seriously? do you really think that they’ll accuse us of mouth-to-mouth inebriation?”
(from one sorority sister to her underage “sister”)—“how did you get drunk tonight, didn’t they card you?”
(reply) “they did, so i got mouth to mouth inebriated thanks to becca, she’s like the best big eva”
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