mouthbreather

1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.

2. a really dumb person.
in his latest work, the director has forsaken the indie audience and made something for the mouthbreathers.
a stupid person who breathes through their mouth, like p diddy.
p diddy is a mouth breather
1. someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose

2. someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.
never let a mouth-breather speak to you very close, or you might regret it.
a person who breathes through their mouth, thus having their mouth hang open. their mouth can be anywhere from barely open, to gaping, and usually the more open it is, the more idiotic, and unintelligent they look. mouth breathers may or may not be intelligent, however, due to the fact that they don’t realize their mouth is gaping, they just look like a moron, who may drool at any moment, but is deffinately sucking in as much air as possible.

mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn’t smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. all tend to appear as the latter.

people who are sick and can’t actually breathe through their noses do not count.
katie: “i was sitting in cl-ss, and i looked over at fred, who was staring dead eyed at the board with his mouth hanging open, like an idiot”

rachel: “ew, what a mouth breather”
a person of inferior intellect that lacks the faculties to recognize he is breathing heavily through his drooping open mouth; one who watches fox news and nascar with religious zeal.
donnie shops at evil-mart like all the other mouth breathers.
a nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving bl-w j-bs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.
1. alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a mouth breather.
2. sadly, alexis suffocated while giving mr. andryszak a bl-w j-b. she was the last female mouth breather.
adj: – derogative term – someone of a lower (or no) cl-ss – usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – tracksuit bottoms – fake burberry caps – jewellery from elisabeth duke of argos. derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.
1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.

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