Movert
“movert” n. men who adopt the image of a pervert as a result of growing a moustache.
“moversion” n. a phenomenon that repeats annually in the month of november whereby an unusually high rate of conversion from man to pervert occurs as the result of organized moustache growing.
i was physically scared when i b-mped into a “movert” in the kitchen this morning. it’s impacting my sense of security in the workplace.
“moversion complete.”
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