movie magic
the ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken s-x and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.
can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.
there is no way she could look like that after s-x, it’s just…not possible!
dude, calm down, it’s not real, it’s movie magic okay?
Read Also:
- Movie Tourettes
one who extensively speaks quotes from movie, television, music, or popular culture. enrico: “that movie was scary. what scares you?” febreze: “carnies. circus folk. nomads, you know. smell like cabbage. small hands.” enrico: “dude febreze, you have movie tourettes. all you do is quote lines from austin powers.”
- taking hits
taking hits refers to (excessive) financial expenditure that is typically unavoidable. sorry i didnt call you bro. my tut-tion fees are due. got to take the hit.i hate taking hits .
- Talk Shat
past tense of talking sh-t. “i used to talk shat about mia before i realized how cool she was.” “back when you were still shat talking jeremy, i thought he was a jerk too…”
- Bezzibelly
one’s s-x partner. not someone to be tied down to. guy one: i got my -ss a bezzibelly. guy two: h-ll yeah dude. you can f-ck all you want, but no strings attached.
- Bezongaled
to be totally or utterly flabbergasted “dude i was totally bezongaled by that speech” or “a move in s-xual intercourse that requires much stamina” ex. guy 1: “man i totally bezongled her last night” guy 2: “was it good?” guy 1: “she woke up the f-cking neighbours”