Moviejob
while two people are watching a movie (typically, and suggestedly, at home) a moviejob consists of receiving s-xual gratification by the other persons hand that is also watching the movie with you. a moviejob can be given to a male or a female and can also be performed mutually and simultaneously on each other. lubrication is recommended and repeatedly applied as needed.
a bionic moviejob is when the activity starts at the beginning of the movie and the recipient(s) holds off having an -rg-sm until the ending credits.
i rented a horror flick last night and got a moviejob while watching it… i ended up climaxing before the movie did!!
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