moving the couch
when two people are having -n-l s-x, but beforehand the receiver drops a huge deuce, and afterward the deuce is put back in.
q: hey, heard you and mary were moving the couch last night
a: yeah, but she’d eaten at panda express earlier so we had to use the pastry bag to get it back in the door.
to go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.
kade: hey bro let’s move the couch.
aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.
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