mowing the lawn
when one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.
kaytee: hey bria! guess what? i mowed my lawn today!
bria: too much info..
the act of tossing someone’s salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their b-tthole hair as you pleasure them.
jacob loves it when mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.
said when you want to leave to m-st-rb-t- without saying it outloud or when you and your boy/girl friend want to go have s-x.
ex. 1: john: hey guys i’ll see you in an hour i gotta go home and mow the lawn.
ex. 2: matt: yo me and melissa stayed up all night mowing the lawn last night.
a slang term for having s-x
she’s mowing the lawn tonight!
see: deepthroat.
when a girl takes your c-ck all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.
john: i heard heather can deepthroat like jenna jameson.
tom: yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.
making out with people
shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes… i just mowed the jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them
the art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.
he was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.
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