mowjob
n, v: moe-job : the act of oral s-x on a woman. -n-logous to the male ‘bl-wj-b’
one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist
when you trim your p-b-s with a lawnmower
i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died
1. the grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.
2. providing the service of mowing lawns. most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
1. man, my chest hair is out of control. ever since i went through p-b-rty, i’ve had to give myself a mow job every week.
2. teenager 1: you gonna work any ths summer
teenager 2: yeah, i thought i’d make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
any yard work performed with the promise of oral s-x as compensation
joe: “how much did you earn doing yard work today son”
billy: “only $20, but i was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street.”
joe: “ah, nothing like the summer mow-job”
shaving one’s pubic hair with a lawn mower or refers to the mowing of one’s lawn
brian graves gave his mother a mow job
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