Moynihaned
pr-nunciation; moy-ni-hand.
to be denied, turned down or refused s-x.
a friend of mine keeps getting close to getting laid, but never quite gets any. he’s constantly being made fun of by us because of this. so we made up this word in his honor. he hasn’t found out about it yet, but will after he gets the link
steve: dude, did you get laid yet?
john: no, i got moynihaned again.
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