Mozoltov Cocktail
based on the molotov c-cktail, the mozoltov c-cktail is the jewish version.
it follows the same basic principles as a molotov, a crude homemade petrol bomb, but with a jewish element of some sort. this could mean perhaps using a he’brew beer bottle, filling the bottle with olive oil (in reference to the origin of hanukkah), lighting it with a candelabra, or even simply being thrown by a jewish person. none of this is completely necessary however, and the phrase could easily be used simply based on the intent of the thrower.
mozoltov (or mazel tov) is a hebrew (or yiddish) usually meaning “good luck!” or “congratualtions!”. this adds almost an ironic effect, as generally those struck by a mozoltov c-cktail would be considered to be having bad luck.
generally, upon throwing the mozoltov c-cktail, it is traditional to yell out “mozoltov!”
david: those goldbergs are such mashuganas. i wanna toss a mozoltov c-cktail at them!
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