Mozzarella stick
someone who you turn to for casual, no-strings-attached hookups. a “snack” of sorts.
guy: what’s going on with you and steve? are you guys dating?
girl: oh not really, he’s just a mozzarella stick.
term of adoration to describe a cute, short and semi thick guy who can be lame but still makes an amazing boyfriend (when he’s not playing video games).
he is the bomb diggity. most of the time.
monica- “mozzarella stick! i haven’t seen you in ages.”
mozzarella stick- “i know, i know… cataclysm’s out and i’ve been leveling.”
monica- “sigh.”
the process when a male solidifies a large amount of s-m-n right after s-x. when it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. he then force feeds it to his s-xual partner.
dude, i just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. i got so h-rny.
my boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. he really knows how to cook.
an extremely derogatory term used for people from sicily. do not use it!
nick is such a mozzarella stick.
daaaamn
when a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. then the man p–ps in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. after the hour, the man shoves the p–p condom into their partner leaving them with m-ssive bruise on their v-g-n- or -ss.
did you hear about jim?
yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. you can stick a watermelon in there.
a mexican p-n-s that is ready to c-m explode. the c-m, or cheese, comes out very slowy and takes forever to swallow.
mexicans get a mozzarella stick when they see latinas.
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