mp’s expenses
using someone else’s money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
hazel “i really want to get some antique doorkn-bs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat”
geoff “no problem honey, we’ll stick it on the mp’s expenses, gordon bought a helicoptor last week”
hazel “spiffing!”
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