mr. avocado man
a guy that get too much bob and vagene
oh look at him he is a real mr. avocado man
a sitophilia; a man who is s-xually aroused by avocados.
despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. but only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
oh and don’t ever call him “daddy”, because that will only remind him of how his father disowned him after finding him in his room “american pie-ing” the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. let’s just say, it was very… guacward.
he rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him mr. wallbridge.
hey, mr. avocado man
won’t you please take me along
i won’t do anything wrong
hey, mr. avocado man
won’t you please take me along for a ride
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