Mr.Bean Special
the as-xual act of putting raw oysters inside of a woman’s v-g-n-. the oysters are left inside over night. tapeing the v-g-n-l lips is often neccesary to ensure that the oysters stay put. once the woman wakes up, her s-xual partner eats all of the oysters out using nothing but his mouth.
jonathan: how was your honeymoon?
lenny: most of it was good, but flaura made me give her a mr.bean special, so i was sick for the remainder of the honeymoon.
jonathan: that’s sick.
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