Mr Belding


a bizarre s-x act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won’t work).

– the man involved takes a sh-t whilst “ac slatering” the toilet.
– the woman involved is “top shelfing”/”upper decking” the toilet.

while both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in c-nn-l-ng-s with the woman. should the roles be reversed and a bl-wj-b is given, the term is referred to as a “kelly kapowski”
i just broke my pelvis falling off the sh-tter doing the mr belding.

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