Mr. Belvedere
to mr. belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. it can be c-m, sh-t or other bodily fluid or function.
i mr. belvedered myself.
verb. to cr-p, especially in one’s own pants.
uh oh, i just mr. belvedered myself…
a towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female s-x c-m off and out of the partic-p-ting parties. can be used for weeks at a time. also known as a c-m rag.
“i have c-m all over my stomach, can you get mr. belvedere to wipe it off please?”
it’s when you’re having s-x with a girl and you’re about to climax. you pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her v-g-n-. similar to a donkey punch.
last night i gave my wife the mr. belvedere.
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