Mr. Bittner
a great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. he loved tigger and had a tigger stamp for students when they received a’s. his license plate also said tigger and he drove an audi!
he obeyed three rules: he didn’t pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. he hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.
he taught at lakelands park middle school for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on december 12, 2011.
lpms kid: “hey, you had mr. bittner yet?”
lpms kid 2: “nah, but i heard he was good.”
lpms kid 1: “yeah, he was the best!”
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