Mr. Blip
“mr. blip is the face icon in halo odst who is a top down weed smokin motha f-ckin bad-ss pimp who sometimes turns into a giant floating alien thingy
has a nice pimped out ride with underglow and hydraulics and goes down the road listening to electric avenue.
he talks in a really high voice
likes go fish and midget strippers
hes part rocket and dragon from his mom.
he wears sombreros alot
and smokes ciggies while honking his horn (which is the dukes of hazzard horn)
hes puprle
a giant sp-ce lizard at times and a giant computer other times
he eats cars
hes so thunder he can sh-t…acid
hes got the eye of the tiger
he likes to be petted behind the ear
and he loves f-ckin morris day and the time”
d-mn n-gg- light me up son!
mr. blip i love you <('.'<)
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