mr butterscotch
named after the movie hero who eats b-tterscotch candy. watches only movies with helga sveen. gets lost when hiking & looses bets a lot, but never admits it. talks too fast so n-body can understand him. likes saying b–bs.
jt sees the numbers 8oo8
mr b-tterscotch: hey look it says ‘b–b’
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