mr clean

to squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your -ss and fart it out all over your lover.
i mr. clean’d that dirty hoe!
noun:

1. a man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than angola, wiser than solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. a man who resembles in physical appearance the mr. clean of proctor & gamble cleaning products advertising.

adj.

1. describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.
you seen mr. clean, bruh?

nah, man. mr. clean repin’ that boot and them jena 6, ya heard.

if you ever try to start something with mr. clean, he will pounce on you because he’s crazy like that.

adj:

you got to be mr clean stuntin’ to be in team clean.
a s-x move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner’s -n-l in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the -n-l.
kyle cleaned his girl’s -ss by performing the mr. clean on her.
a s-xual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. this leaves the d-ck in a minty fresh state.
man 1: dude, did your girlfriend give you a mr. clean last night?

man 2: h-lls yeah, you know she did!
when a girl performs oral s-x and leaves your p-n-s polished to perfection. a wet shinny d-ck.
suck my d-ck b-tch, mr. clean, whoop! -lil’ b the basedg-d
someone who is such a douche that they’re like a living mr. clean, cleaning out v-g-n-s til they’re sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. no one likes a mr. clean.
that guy is a total mr. clean for eating my sandwich.
noun

1. a term used to describe the s-xual act of one man c-mming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of mr. clean. it is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
“the way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he’s just begging for a mr clean”
when you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you’re holding it in, and let it out when you spit.
i dare you to pull a mr. clean right now!

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