mr coffee
the act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, ‘first of the morning’ urine while they sleep. usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.
i stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my w-ng out of my boxers and gave her a “mr coffee”.
a machine that “brews dat sh-t”.
the best part of waking up, is coffee on your pants.
final fantasy xi : a bamf on the server bahamut that brews dat sh-t.
mrcoffee coffee makers, makin that coffee that makes your makers. makes sense.
ffxi:
mrcoffee uses brewdatsh-t.
the coffee grounds take grinding points of damage.
mrcoffee defeats the coffee grounds.
mrcoffee gains freshly breweddatsh-t mmmgewd drinks.
the act of urination during intercorce
i gave he the mr coffee last night
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