mr. coolman


a hipster, scenester, rocker… you know the type. a mediocre part time art student who lives in a loft off his parents money. dresses like an idiot for the sole purpose to claim he’s original. 9/10 wear some tacky -ss shoes, top hat, and a sick mustache.
bars in williamsburg are pretty tight, except for the abundance of mr. coolmans.

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