Mr. Hammer
a flaming f-ggot who sucks the largest c-cks. he loves to blow his “horn”. he is married to what looks like to be his sister. on occasion, he and p-bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other’s -ss holes until they reach the climax of their -rg-sms. band horns up! -clap–clap-
p-bone: “yo yo mr. hammer, i got my practice records for the nine weeks. is there any extra credit i can do?”
mr. hammer: “aww yeah, i got some ‘extra credit’ for you.”
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