Mr. Horton


a sleezebag teacher who thinks he is better than everyone, acts like hes a genius when really he is a retread d-ckweed who was churned out by one of the countries countless liberal as sh-t colleges that churns out goons like him at a breakneck pace.

there is no hope for f-cks like him. i personally hope he gets his bad limb shoved up his -ss until he screams for mercy then has his b-lls stapled to the floor.
worthless sh-t. omg he is a loonie
mr. horton the teacher of his physics cl-ss, had his face stapled with multiple condom wrappers, giving him several std’s, including aids. he is not a victim,
he is a loser, who should have been drop kicked as a baby. d-mn you

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