Mr.Met
the proud mascot of the new york city metropolitans. an extrememely popular baseball mascot seen in commercials, t.v shows and movies. there is rumored to be a movie based on mr.mets life. from his tragic upbringing as a piece of raw hide… to his beginings in baseball as being a batting practice ball… to his eventual succes as being the most loveable mascot figure around. comming in may 2006… “a dance ontop of the dugout” rated r
guy 1: mr. met should take a bat to jeters knee cap…
guy 2: i totaly agree….
dude: that mr.met movie so rocked…. especially when mr.met would turn green and start beating the sh-t outta everyone…
dudette: umm, i think your thinking of the hulk…
dude: o… then what was the mr.met movie about
dudette:when he said “say h-llo to my little friend” then shot and p-ssed on steinbreiner…rember? 🙂
dude: o yea!! that was way better than the hulk!
martin: mr.met is my hero, he saved me from a burning building… as in im such a loser that i forgot how to run out of the house to safety.
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