mr. noodle
a name for someone who can’t perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo’s world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.
person one: i can’t seem to sit in this chair…
person two: shut up mr. noodle.
a s-xual act of when a man with a flacid p-n-s coated in instant noodle flavoring commits -n-l with his partner. if he becomes erect it is called “awkward and uncomfortable”
sorry i can’t come over, my -ss is covered in noodle flavoring
why?
because jake mr.noodled me last night
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