Mr. Palarz
the highly esteemed wikiwizard, he defends this position by using his forehead, which blinds with the glare of a thousand burning suns. his normal cl-ssroom activities include wikisurfing, traveling around google earth, and losing focus with tangents or digressions. he accosts students showing any signs of nodding off. he spends his free time coaching basketball and buffing his head.
mr. palarz: are you alive this morning?
student a: yes, i’m just shielding my eyes from your glare.
mr. palarz: is that a cell phone?
student b: it’s a pen…
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