Mr porter
the most f-cking annoying -ss, horrible, peice of sh-t, crusty, sl-tty old ugly -ss teacher in the f-cking entire universe. mr porter is sh-t, he sucks at teaching and at life. mr porter says he has a wife but no, that can’t be f-cking real. mr porter probably bought his wedding ring at the dollar tree and claimed that it was official. also mr porter gives youthe creepiest smile like he wants to rape your -ss hole. also, he hovers your shoulder and touches you with his old man crusty -ss hands that has dirt under his fingernails. sh-t=mr porter
student: i think i stepped in sh-t
friend: nah that’s just mr porter
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