Mr Richards
an extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-b–b and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the cl-ss to look at and laugh. he also has an inhuman addiction to using the term ‘top set year 10’ constantly which in chinese translates to ‘fat over-weight left b-ll-ck that sits in a beat-up chair with several board pens inserted into his -rs- hole in one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice’. hes also fat…
mr richards:have all of you f-gs got your equipment?
student:no you f-cking c-ntbag ive lost my ruler.
mr richards:what a f-cking shame you fat c-nt, ‘your top set year 10’
student:f-ck
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