Mr. Softie
fake p-n-s for packing in your pants, akin to a d-ld- but only intended to be worn for show in underwear. ftm trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. brand name.
i was packing my mr. softie in my panties and he fell out.
mr. softie sure looks better than a roll of quarters in your pants.
the act of taking a really soft, continous sh-t. it’s as if your -ss is a cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.
d-mn, that mr. softie i just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!
another name for mr. bill gates ceo of microsoft
mr. softie beats core hog ‘s & screams @ http ( lingo writers ) and snorts @ c++ guys, i want bug free code or no one goes home.. back to back all-nighters!!!!
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