Mr. Spills
1 – a towel or cloth specifically designated to clean up some kind of mess quickly.
2 – any nearby towel or cloth that is readily available for when someone knocks over a drink or other liquid.
“hurry! grab mr. spills! this bon-bo just knocked over the whisky!”
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