mr. straightforward
typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. he can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.
girl 1- he asked me out yesterday! i’ve only know him three days! he’s such a mr. straightforward !
girl 2- yeah he’s so nice! i wish he liked me
girl 1- he’s got a great -ss too!
Read Also:
- rectum wrecker shit
a dry sh-t that feels like the size of a beer bottle , that you blow a temple vain trying to push out. first wipe poo, second wipe blood. hey steve, why are you walking funny? i just took myself a r-ct-m wrecker sh-t !
- best blitzcrank na
the act of choosing to play blitzcrank in the game lol and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their adc, all while trashing his adc saying they suck -ss at adc. man josh, you’re the best blitzcrank na.
- monkey wrenchin it
to f-ck up a situation purposeful or not you’re monkey wrenchin it for me and i don’t appreciate that.
- flix block
when your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your netflix time but still moans you can’t watch without them man i would have finished breaking bad by now but my husband is such a flix block
- flaccid unicorn
when one decides to make a dance move that is easier then “dabbing” because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and p-ssion resulting in positivity for everyone. be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up […]