mr. twinkles
a big purple d-ld- who is very hairy and has sparkles on him. he is best friends with the buddy o’croddys and loves to f-ck them in the -ss and will f-ck up anyone who says buddy.
buddy: i need some d-ck rn
mr. twinkles: “flies in and goes straight for the -sshole”
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