Mr. Wood


mr. wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe

mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.

they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
wow. that was so amazing, you have to be a mr. wood!

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