Mr. Zambrano
the best teacher at wayne hills high school, correct? his violent sense of humor keeps the cl-ss engaged, but it is also his downfall. it scares away certain students who do not appreciate his sarcasm. for the select few that are not phased by his empty-threats, he continually badgers them until he eventually gives up hope. every year, he selects a few students to rip on the entire year.
synonyms: zambrano, zambo, zambro
antonyms: eustice
pet peeves:
1. people who miss his cl-ss and do not make up the work and expect to be taught it in a private lesson after school (they are wasting his time)
2. when people say ‘over’ instead of ‘divided by’ (if you continue, he threatens to hit you ‘over’ the head with a book)
3. when you don’t enter the right amount of parenthesis into your graphing calculator… it changes the results completely, just like he’ll change your grade completely.
catchphrases/famous quotes include:
“correct?”
“yes?”
“h-llo?”
“don’t come crying to me at the end of the marking period when your grades slip”
“i will be coming around to check the homework tomorrow!” (doesn’t check)
“when i was in precalc, i learned that…”
“i don’t count sheep when i sleep, i count victims”
“they keep telling me that i have the best and the brightest and i keep looking and saying ‘where?!'”
“connect the points, with the ruler. that’s why i gave it to you. not to slap each other. if anyone’s getting hit, it’s going to be by me.”
“here i go again doing all the work while you all just copy”
student 1: “yo, did you hear what mr. zambrano did to that kid 6th period?
student 2: “no, what happened?!”
student 1: “he totally went off on a rant when this kid didn’t do his homework”
student 2: “typical zambo”
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