MRE Cookies
a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut b-tter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various meals ready to eat (and on the floor of most people’s cars but that’s beside the point)- hence the name, mre cookies
guy #1- what the f-ck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
guy #2- nothing’s burning! i’m making some mre cookies from the sh-t i found near the back of this piece of sh-t buick.
guy #1- hey! if you’re gonna insult my car, you can f-cking walk!
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