mrs. ford
when someone won’t give you a ride home, and you a forced to walk home in the rain.
nick: can i have a ride home?
katy: no, i have to pick up my sister in half-an-hour, and can’t stop to drop you off on your house that is on the way. you can walk home.
nick: but it’s raining and takes an hour to walk! don’t pull a mrs. ford!
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