Mrs. Johnson
a b-tchy person who tries to teach but fails, ending up ruining people’s lives.
mrs. johnson
a fat r-t-rded science teacher. she likes to believe that she’s not fat and r-t-rded at her job, but we all know that she’s a wh-r- on the inside.
when i talk about the devil and osama binladin mating and having a kid, i’m talking about mrs. johnson.
when a male following oral s-x, retracts his p-n-s from the girl or “dime peiece” and climaxes in a line on a table and his “dime pieces” proceeds to snort the line of sperm or man juice. to complete this act the male must exit the room saying one of two things 1. “snort that sh-t miss johnson” 2. ” its in you nose b-tch….hahaha”
im coming b-tch get ready to do the mrs. johnson.
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