mrs sloggot

a mrs sloggot is a s-xual position discovered in early 90’s by thomas davids (1902-1991). some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the ‘mrs sloggot’ manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the ‘mrs sloggot’ caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother’s day. the book even contains a recipe to perform the ‘mrs sloggot’. you will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.

now have s-x with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having s-x until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you’re half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having s-x. then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.

job interviewer “h-llo please sit and we’ll begin the job interview”

job applicant “thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?”

job interviewer “yes, this is my daughter”

job applicant “f-ck me! i’d mrs sloggot her in the face!”

job interviewer “thanks! i’ve always thought the same”
“hey dude! i actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go slog (mrs sloggot) after school man?”

“sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. i’m really questioning your sanity mr roberts.”